Krampus: Get Your Hwt On!

Krampuskarten (Krampus Card)
“Greetings from Krampus!”

As the last degrees of warmth fade from the night air and the light recedes, it is time to prepare for the season of hwt. Throughout nature, animals labor to survive the winter months. While animals struggle against the natural forces of cold and hunger, mankind battles the unnatural forces that thrive during the shorter days and bitter nights.

The most famous creature of hwt is called Krampus, by humans. This Alpine, beast-like creature emerges to punish the naughty children of the world. Every year, the Krampus would watch children and wait for the special time of year, when the nights grew cold enough to appear and punish the wicked.

Often, children and parents would remind little boys and girls to be good (or else) by sending Krampus cards or dressing as the Krampus and roaming the streets in an early version of “scared straight.”

Krampus, or Krampen (German for “Claw”), carries a wicker basket on his back filled with thorny sticks (presumably used to beat kids), has goat horns and legs and hooves, black-as-coal hair, a long and red tongue, and, according to tradition, predates Christianity. (However, he has since become Santa’s sidekick)

Also according to tradition, Krampus is an expert at torture and cruelty. In fact, his torment ranges from simple harassment to gruesome murder and mutilation.

NOTE: Krampus has some mischievous cousins, who live farther north, called Jolasveinar.

  • Hurdaskellir – “The Door Slammer”
  • “The Window Peeper”
  • “The Sausage Snatcher”
  • “The Doorway Sniffer”

So before you wander off on Krampusnacht (Night of Krampus), the eve of St. Nicholas’ Day, make sure you are wearing your Krampus mask. This may fool some. But, for those who are wise in the ways of HWT will not be fooled. They may call upon Santa’s former partner to teach you a holiday lesson. Or, if you are daring enough, you can try to bribe your way out with a Krampus Card…. good luck!

About Monsignor Hwt

Born on the streets a thousand years before the printed word, an intrepid few uttered hwt and from the shadowy ancient world emerged to hwt again.

Posted on November 8, 2013, in Hwt History and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. It really is too bad that Krampus keeps being entwined with Santa. They have nothing to do with each other. Krampus does precede Saint Nicholas, but the Bishop of Myra is not Santa.

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