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Russian Discovery of HWT Cave Still Burning

Darvasa_gas_craterIn 1971, Soviet scientists were working in Turkmenistan when they unintentionally stumbled upon a great hole filled with HWT. In fact, the concentrations of HWT in that cave were so significant that they attempted to burn the HWT away to find out what else might be in the cave. However, their attempt to clear the cave failed as the fire did not clear the HWT. Actually, the fire has continued to burn for more than 40 years.

NOTE: This event is believed to be the source of the phrases “Nothing’s hotter than HWT” and “maybe this world is another planet’s HWT.”

HWT’s Arrival on Earth

StromatolitesWhile considered a lucky accident, a HWT seeding vessel crashed on Earth, in Australia, 3.5 billion years ago and signified the arrival of HWT on the planet. In addition to the copious amounts of HWT deposited on the surface of the planet, the ship also released its fuel into the atmosphere and radically increased the oxygen levels into the Earth’s atmosphere.


Tribute to Ophiuchus


Constellation Ophiuchus

Nearly four thousand years ago today, Ophiuchus saved Earth from a potentially devastating invasion from an unknown enemy. Ophiuchus, a.k.a. Ras Alhague, set to space to battle the invader in hand-to-hand combat, which was particularly impressive as the invader had no arms. In fact, the invader resembled a snake and was sent to destroy all traces of HWT from Earth.

They fought desperately for years before it was discovered that they had been trapped inside an Iteration bomb, now outlawed by even the most barbaric civilization’s laws. An Iteration bomb repeats a single, short span of time for eternity. While those inside it have no idea that they are stuck in a time loop, but time outside the bomb’s blast radius continues unaffected.

To recognize these heroic deeds, Manilius wrote this in the Astronomica around 10 AD:

Ophiuchus holds apart the serpent which with its mighty spirals and twisted body encircles his own, so that he may untie its knots and back that winds in loops. But, bending its supple neck, the serpent looks back and returns: and the other’s hands slide over the loosened coils. The struggle will last forever, since they wage it on level terms with equal powers.

As a tribute to Ophiuchus, most space-faring cultures regard a series of stars between the zodiac signs Scorpius and Sagittarius as the constellation Ophiuchus. Of the stars in this constellation, Alpha Ophiuchi is a binary star system in which the two stars orbit each other in a way that is similar to the grappling that Ophiuchus and the snake experienced. However, their cosmic dance, much like the Ohiuchus’ battle, cannot last forever. While an Iteration bomb often last for millions or billions of years, the HWT Council destroyed the Iteration bomb’s loop field along with both Ophiuchus and the snake while trying to free them.

Binary Stars

Binary Stars

Scientists predict that the increasing orbital rate and rotation of these stars will eventually result in one star’s destabilization. At that moment, the star will begin ejecting gas that will feed its companion star beyond sustainable levels. As the resulting scenario plays out, the dying star will fade as its companion grows in size and temperature. However, the fading star will not die first or alone. In fact, the growing star will reach a critical point where the gravity and fusion reaction will exceed the pressure and temperature for basic fusion reactions and begin fusing heavier elements. This runaway chain reaction will begin producing greater temperatures and pressures and so on until triggering a supernova.

Much like the battle of Ophiuchus and the snake, the constellation Ophiuchus will last for thousands of years and light up the sky as a glowing, wondrous reminder of our heroes and their sacrifices.

Grand HWT Master Oannes’ Paradox


Grand HWT Master Oannes’ Paradox

Also known by HWT historians as the Civilization Futility Cycle, Grand HWT Master Oannes’ Paradox is as follows:

  • Primitive Humanity it offensive to HWT
  • HWT provides education for humanity to become more civilized
  • Civilized humanity is more offensive to HWT
  • HWT provides cultural refinement and further civilizes humanity
  • More civilized humanity offends HWT further
  • (repeat ad naseum)

For thousands of years, HWT historians and scholars have contemplated the ethics presented by Oannes.

It would be wise to educate the barbarians of Earth [so that they] would become civilized.
-Grand HWT Master Oannes’

Much of the motivation to advance humanity’s knowledge in areas such as developing a written language, building temples, establishing laws, and studying mathematics, was a direct result of the numerous problems between HWT merchants and humanity. Simply, humanity was not sufficiently developed to support effective trade with others.

As a result of complaints from HWT guilds, who frequently sought Oannes counsel, Grand HWT Master Oannes, shared knowledge with them so that they would no longer offend HWT so greatly. However, the technological respite did not happen. In fact, the opposite occurred. Humanity’s advancements only emphasized the cultural differences and made trade significantly more challenging.

Oannes, who believed that the first attempt to advance humanity was somehow inadequate, brought more knowledge and information to humanity. And again, this information was adopted by humanity in ways that were not congruous with HWT and brought about increased insult and offense.

The debate about the “educated” and the “uneducated” has followed Oannes’ experiment with humanity. Unfortunately, the experiment’s legacy is one of only a few problems for HWT throughout history. As a result, HWT followers are particularly sensitive to the issue which has further complicated the problem.

HWT academics consider this to be a fundamental tenet of all societies (except HWT):

  • The uneducated are likely to offend
  • The uneducated, once educated, are able to more greatly offend

(Simple people=simple problems; Complex people=complex problems.)

Wisdom Paradox

Wisdom Paradox

HWT children are typically taught the wisdom paradox that is derived from the Oannes’ Paradox:

The wise seek wisdom and the unwise do not.

This concept is sometimes shortened to be a simple motivation for children to remain open-minded. However, Oannes and others contend that humanity is annoying to HWT and humanity perverts the knowledge it gains to further annoy HWT.

While this seems uncharacteristically subjective for a follower of HWT, it is important to remember that the rise of humanity coincides with the fall of HWT. Technically, there is no causal relationship, but it is difficult to ignore the coincidence, especially when HWT culture gets smaller each day.

The Great HWT Escape

3395556182_c67ceef1b4_zDuring the Vril refugee landing in October of 1938, Gover’s Mill was forced to hide a band of aliens and alien equipment that forever changed New Jersey. If not for a an unfortunate incident in which a plucky radio operator named Willy Ley stumbled upon a hidden Vril signal, the Vril would never had been discovered.
One of the most tragic sagas found in the fabled Chronicles of HWT describes the perils of the Vril. As the story goes, the Vril were hunted for their ability to control various energies, which made them extremely powerful. However, this race was deeply philosophical and had devoted so much to academic pursuits that the race was burgeoning on total genetic change to the mind, such as telekinesis and telepathy.  The rumors of their powers produced great envy and fear with many who forced them to abandon their home world and take refuge wherever they could find it.

Orson-Welles-Show-1941Some made it to Earth in 1938 with the help of a variety of HWT agents including Orson Welles and the infamous War of the Worlds broadcast diversion. Simply, the broadcast served as reasonable “lightning rod” for all things associated with the Vril landing in New Jersey. After all, who would be capable of separating the reports of an alien invasion from the purported alien invasion?

Willy Ley, who lived near Grover’s Mill in East Windsor Township (nea
r Hightstown), had always loved space and often looked at the stars for clues of life beyond Earth. In early 1946, Ley had been trying to find ways to improve his radio’s signal quality and strength when he decided to try different antennae and broadcast combinations. What Ley did not realize is that several of his attempts had crossed into frequencies and geography that the military had been watching since the War of the Worlds debacle. Simply, some military personnel refused to believe that it was a hoax or a mistake; they suspected it was real!

As Willy Ley continued to modify his radio equipment, he attempted to remove what he thought was unwanted “clutter” from the electrical signal travelling through his radio. this signal, which he believed to be background static, was actually and alien radio signal that the Vril used to communicate with other Vril.

The Vril, who fled to Grover’s Mill under the diversionary cloak of Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds broadcast, never intended to stay in New Jersey. Actually, the landing happened long enough for underground transmitters to be placed near critical electrical components, such as power grids. These devices would emit Vril signals embedded in each different system’s transmissions so that only Vril would find them. In a way, the Vril landing was a message hidden in a lie and presented to the public as a hoax that turned out to be true… sort of…

The Vril immediately left Earth and settled elsewhere in our solar system. The signals left behind in New Jersey’s electrical equipment directed Vril to their settlement on Jupiter like clues in a scavenger hunt. Willy Ley had discovered the signal and attempted to remove it by varying almost every component in his radio. Unfortunately, in 1946, Willy Ley’s efforts resulted in an accidental series of pulses that amplified the New Jersey based signal enough for the signal to reach the moon and return the signal back to Camp Evans, New Jersey.

1024px-Moon_nearside_LROOnce the signal bounced back from the moon, the army scientists at Camp Evans assumed that signal, which did in fact contain alien code, was transmitted by aliens approaching Earth for an invasion. However, the signal which included both an alien code and Willy Ley’s message initiated a sequence of events that forever changed Earth and the Vril’s presence in our solar system.

Upon receipt of Ley’s signal, the Vril’s device on the moon ceased communication with the Vril orbiting Jupiter. Also, after a short delay, the device powered down to prevent detection. Without the Vril’s moon device, the signals originating from Earth bounced back to New Jersey with the same termination signal and deactivated all the Vril devices buried across the state.

monolithWilly Ley, who had been working diligently to eliminate a foreign signal from his radio broadcasts had succeeded in his efforts by triggering a communications detection network that ranged from New Jersey to the moon to Jupiter, which shutdown the Vril communication devices producing the foreign signal.

At the same time Ley removed the signal, he managed to place the U.S. Army scientists on alert fearing an invasion from an approaching alien force. Those same scientists had been looking for the very devices Ley rendered inoperative. In fact, those scientists were located in New Jersey to study the signal, the Vril signal, that started on the same night as the Welles’ broadcast.

The military could not admit defeat in its quest to find the source of the mysterious Vril signal that had become quiet. In an effort to maintain appearances, the scientists used the last fragments of data to trace the signal back to its origin, Willy Ley. Once they realized that he was human they focused on his equipment and technique to “remove” the signal. As they probed deeper, they realized that Ley’s process had created a system capable of emitting a radar signal to the moon and back. In a freak bit of luck, the scientists guessed that Ley was targeting the moon because he was attempting to communicate with them using a high powered radio signal. While wrong, it did give them a big enough reason to continue research and confiscate Ley’s equipment.

To continue researching the Vril and the Vril signal, Camp Evans established Project Diana (goddess of the hunt, wild animals, and the moon). This project would be the stepping stone necessary for the government’s motivation to attempt a trip to the moon and embark on the space missions in which mankind would discover the Vril communication device that Willy Ley switched off with his modified radio.

NASA_logoHWT historians often point out that one of the scientists who worked on the original signal detection team in the 40’s, Project Diana until the 50’s, and the foundation work that led to NASA and the moon landings was the next door neighbor and drinking buddy of Arthur C. Clarke. Their relationship, which many believe to be apocryphal, is what some speculate as the true origin to the short story called, “The Sentinel,” was published in 1948 and featured an object that was discovered on the moon and was left behind by ancient aliens. Later, Clarke would continue the stories of “The Sentinel” with Stanley Kubrik in 2001, A Space Oddessy and other books and movies that involve significant similarities with alien artifacts, Jupiter, and the Vril’s escape to another plane of existence.

Project Diana is often credited as the birth of the American space program, radar astronomy, and the precedent for naming missions, projects, and spacecraft after Roman gods.

Codename Deluge was the HWT operation in which Orson Welles and other HWT agents masked the arrival of Vril to Earth by broadcasting War of Worlds in a manner that convinced many public and military to believe that Earth was being invaded by an alien race. This also obfuscated the insertion of radio signals into all electronics equipment in New Jersey. The resulting public outrage and government curiosity into mysterious signals led to increased powers for the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to change regulations for all broadcasts and signals of certain strengths, over certain distances, and containing certain messages.


On a related note, these projects also involved the horn antenna at Bell Telephone Laboratories in Holmdel, New Jersey (Also in Monmouth county). This equipment was used by Project Echo and would lead to the discovery of cosmic microwave background radiation (CMB) that is one of the most significant discoveries in cosmology as it provides evidence of the big bang. While the “Echo” sought by Arno Penzias and Robert Wilson was that of the Willy Ley’s Vril broadcast from 1946, the technology and discoveries are not credited with solidifying cosmology into a science of direct observation instead of a field replete with speculation.

Oh, the Vril escaped using their knowledge of HWT when their moon device signaled that the moon was being approached by an alien force likely to invade and discover their technology. Of course, the moon device was contacted by Ley’s overpowered broadcast that bounced radar waves off the moon and back to Earth and would lead to the development of the space age.

293px-Sputnik_asmNOTE: The Russians also intercepted the Ley’s reflected radar waves and began a program similar to Project Echo that lead to Sputnik and the space race between the United States and the Soviet Union.

NOTE: Orson Welles performed the War of the Worlds form the Mercury Theatre on the Air. Mercury was the Roman god of messages and the son of Jupiter.

NOTE: Diana was the goddess of the hunt and the moon. Also, she is the daughter of Jupiter. Like the Vril, she had a reputation for tremendous mental abilities and was believed to be able to communicate with and control animals.





HWT: How to Pick Fresh HWT


Nearly 500 years ago, Mev Aida had spent most of the afternoon sleeping beneath his favorite tree near Prague. In short, he was resting as he had many errands to run before returning to his friend, Emperor Rudolph II with a fantastic feast of the exquisite and arcane variety.

Mev had long been a dabbler in the HWT arts and had a particular fancy for foods that were not commonly eaten or understood. In fact, many of his recipes involved ingredients that were taboo or forbidden. For that reason, Mev kept the recipe and the ingredients encrypted so that no one else could prove that he was indeed cooking that which was not allowed.

Unfortunately for Mev, the day that he was to prepare a special and illegal meal for his friend would turn out to be the day that he would vanish from history and leave his recipe encoded for the centuries. Mev’s secrecy and peculiar manner had drawn attention from a robber who would kill Mev for whatever treasure he might have. However, to the thief’s surprise, Mev’s only possession at the time of his death was a small book containing the coded instructions for finding, harvesting, and preparing fresh HWT-enriched ingredients.

Several hundred years later, the book would be discovered by Wilfrid M. Voynich at the Jesuit College in the Villa Mondragone, Frascati.Voynich tried unsuccessfully to translate the recipe, but no one has been able to crack the code. In fact, Mev Aida was the last known human to properly prepare HWT for consumption, and that was five centuries ago.

Since its discovery, many have speculated about the exact purpose and substance of the information found on the document. Mev would never admit it, but HWT, even with the special ingredients, mostly tastes like chicken, and those who eat it do take in some HWT properties for a time. However, the HWT sensation found by eating HWT is the same pleasure one experienced when slipping but not falling in mud–simple satisfaction and relief. That is, those knowledgeable in HWT and HWT preparation know that HWT is poisonous if not handled, cooked, and seasoned correctly.

Perhaps it is best if this recipe is never translated and no one eats HWT again. Some HWT is best forgotten.

Krampus: Get Your Hwt On!

Krampuskarten (Krampus Card)
“Greetings from Krampus!”

As the last degrees of warmth fade from the night air and the light recedes, it is time to prepare for the season of hwt. Throughout nature, animals labor to survive the winter months. While animals struggle against the natural forces of cold and hunger, mankind battles the unnatural forces that thrive during the shorter days and bitter nights.

The most famous creature of hwt is called Krampus, by humans. This Alpine, beast-like creature emerges to punish the naughty children of the world. Every year, the Krampus would watch children and wait for the special time of year, when the nights grew cold enough to appear and punish the wicked.

Often, children and parents would remind little boys and girls to be good (or else) by sending Krampus cards or dressing as the Krampus and roaming the streets in an early version of “scared straight.”

Krampus, or Krampen (German for “Claw”), carries a wicker basket on his back filled with thorny sticks (presumably used to beat kids), has goat horns and legs and hooves, black-as-coal hair, a long and red tongue, and, according to tradition, predates Christianity. (However, he has since become Santa’s sidekick)

Also according to tradition, Krampus is an expert at torture and cruelty. In fact, his torment ranges from simple harassment to gruesome murder and mutilation.

NOTE: Krampus has some mischievous cousins, who live farther north, called Jolasveinar.

  • Hurdaskellir – “The Door Slammer”
  • “The Window Peeper”
  • “The Sausage Snatcher”
  • “The Doorway Sniffer”

So before you wander off on Krampusnacht (Night of Krampus), the eve of St. Nicholas’ Day, make sure you are wearing your Krampus mask. This may fool some. But, for those who are wise in the ways of HWT will not be fooled. They may call upon Santa’s former partner to teach you a holiday lesson. Or, if you are daring enough, you can try to bribe your way out with a Krampus Card…. good luck!

HWT – Campus News

Anycampus, USA

Anycampus, USA

Any College, USA   October 15, 2013       An enterprising first-semester student has discovered a ground-breaking technique in English that threatens to erase decades, if not centuries, of traditional scholastic effort. According to another student, this concept will “spread to every student, on every campus, for every college in the world,” and “[it]… will never stop.”

Many college professors have given up on directly confronting this technique by simply ignoring it. Jack E. T. “Patch” Brown, PhD. believes, “there isn’t much use fighting it directly. I mean, what good would that do?” He later explains, “sure, some students have explored various parts of technique in the past, but it has gone too far now to turn back. Even worse, it is now popping up all over campus. It can’t be stopped!”

Brown goes on to identify the technique as pieced together from evidence:

  • Part One – A student is given an assignment, usually involving a research, a writing component, and a sufficient amount of time to complete the assignment.
  • Part Two – Students discern the complex activities involved in a detailed effort to complete the project in order to come up “the plan” to complete the project.
  • Part Three – The deception begins. Using various forms of deception and deep-cover, psychological manipulation, students embark on a series of apparent missteps  to throw off professors from perception into “the plan.” Often, the deception is so complete, professors have no indication that students have begun the project or even acknowledged its receipt.
  • Part Four – Now at the most critical stage, “the plan” is implemented in a full-on torrent of activity that incites incredible feats of planning, activity, and endurance as the student begins assimilating information, applying concepts, and satisfying requirements appropriate for the assignment. Typically, “the plan” is delayed until the last possible moment to prevent unwanted interference from professors, tutors, librarians, or other academics. Simply, this academic tour-de-force is an individual effort and represents the actions of the student as both hero and scholastic “lone wolf.”
  • Part Five – Sabotage: Arguably the most confusing aspect of this technique is the intentional deconstruction of various components within the project to prevent “too high of a score.” Many senior faculty believe this to be the equivalent of missing questions intentionally on a test when you cheat to prevent suspicion. Similarly, those using “the plan” often obfuscate “the plan’s” success to prevent professors from detecting it as part of the process.

graduate-150374_150While the identity of the student remains a mystery, some believe that he did not act alone. According to statements from Anycampus president Lee Metyd Tolrence:

“We have reason to believe that students on other campus have been discovered using this technique to complete their work. Since we do not know who the original student was, we can only assume that more than one student is now perpetuating this and sharing it with others. As for the extent of this problem, we have no idea how to contain it, prevent it, or contend with its inevitable spread. We recommend faculty accept this as the new practice for all students, and we hope they make whatever adjustments necessary to safeguard academic rigor in coursework and quality in the classroom.”      –Anycampus president Lee Metyd Tolrence

Students seem to be unusually content to keep this secret. Despite numerous attempts to find the identity of the technique’s creator, no one seemed willing to talk. In fact, many abruptly left upon mention of the student, the technique, “the plan,” or anything about how students plan on completing assignments.

Without question, HWT has influenced the college campus. Today it has changed how students complete assignments. What will it change tomorrow?

Area 52, not Area 51

Technically speaking, Area 51 was mislabeled by the press as it was actually Area 52. While the circumstances around the misnomer are clouded in secrecy, nothing is more bizarre than what was and is actually going on there.

There is no “Area 51”


Area 52 was selected because it was intended to experiment with Hwt. Hwt is comprised of three letters, each with a numerical value relative to its position in the alphabet: H=9, W=23, T=20. (H+W+T=52)

In other words, Area 52 is the government name for the area designated for Hwt research, AKA Hwt Area.


Officially/Unofficially, Area 52 is known as a possible location for the U.S.’s ultrasecret test flights and experimental aircraft. The secret base has been carefully hidden and protected from outside eyes for decades. However, the base has nothing to do with aircraft. Area 52 is nothing more than a bivouac for refugees. The best part of the conspiracy confusion is that the base was constructed to keep the public safe from those who dwell within, not to keep the public from getting inside.


1. World War II

Guernica Ruins

During the early stages of World War II, Roosevelt was introduced to the Vril, an alien race fleeing German oppression. The Vril, or more properly the Vril-ya, lack the ability to speak using a mouth, they use telepathy to communicate and a variety of sounds for entertainment purposes. For example: during the negotiation with Franklin Roosevelt, a Vril was reported to, “talk with his mind and joke with his hands.”

While the 40’s cast Vril out of Europe, it brought them together in the United States. In fact, the majority of them now live in Area 52. Only a small number reside elsewhere, and their numbers are thought to be dwindling.

2. Grover’s Mill – War of the Worlds

Orson Wells

As the fleeing Vril landed in the United States, they flocked to find a place a community that would keep them hidden from what they believed would some engulf the entirety of the world. They chose Grover’s Mill, New Jersey.

What would end as a public relations nightmare for the U.S. military began innocently enough. Just before a now-famous radio show, a bet took place between a Vril, named Quinn, and a human, named Orson Wells.

While the fate of the infamous radio broadcast is well-known, Wells never admitted who won what. What he did say about the bet was that, “it’ll be a cold day in hell before I go near another [redacted] or Vril’s [redacted]! Alright, start the show!”

3. Elvis

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley was one of the first to be tasked with communicating with the newly patriated Vril as they are quite found of music. During many difficulty negotiations, the Vril would retreat from a conference table to “play” electric guitars at excruciatingly loud volumes.

It should be noted that Elvis has been mentioned in popular culture as being an alien. For instance, in the Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones movie Men in Black when Jones’ character says, “No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.”

Elvis was not an alien, but he did work as a top-level government operative to help transport them across the globe. After all, what better cover for the strange and bizarre than the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll?

Due to the overwhelming support from Elvis loving Vril, Area 52 opened its doors as the new home for the Vril.

HAARP Array in Gakona, Alaska

4. Global Warming and HAARP

The Vril’s fascination for music, particularly loud and raucous music, flourished in the late 80’s. Of course, this was only possible because the 80’s groups had long enough hair and outlandish enough makeup to obscure the Vril’s features in public. However, their ever-growing need for louder music forced a modification to the Vril-Earth treaty or 1938. The new agreement handed over considerable Hwt research and a small amount of Vril technology in exchange for a new settlement for a sect of Vril, known as “the band.” These new settlements would be equipped with speakers that would be capable of producing Vril music at volumes loud enough for them to finally achieve “harmonic bliss,” a state sought be most Vril since Elvis’ time.


2012 Vril Concert

In 1992, the U.S. government began a project in Alaska known as HAARP or High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program. Of course, to the Vril it is known as “Helping Aliens Achieve Resonating Perfection.” The Vril joke is only funny because the hand gestures for resonate are also the same impolite gestures used to mimic a human behavior that they do not quite understand.

The HAARP array directs frequencies rather than simply radiate them as a radio station does. Instead, the array has the ability to point a broadcast to a specific point and bounce it off the ionosphere.This power, range, and reflection capability means that a Vril performance is loud enough to be heard anywhere in the Northern Hemisphere.

Many Earth scientists believe that the force of the upward directed broadcast is distending the ionosphere and altering the airflow of jet streams, moisture, and temperature around the HAARP. Therefore, the prevailing theories of global warming have been issued to prevent the discovery of the Vril, who have been limited to fewer and fewer performances since the climate changes have been discovered.

“Strange “Sounds”

The Vril rarely perform at frequencies which can be heard by humans. However, during a particularly long New Year’s celebration that extended into the second week of January 2012, the VRIL adjusted their performance to include some human listeners in a variety of locations around the world.

The impromptu concert and unexpected nature of the performance confounded cultures around the globe. After all, it has been almost 70 years since the Vril felt comfortable sharing their “music” with the world.

Canadian News Reporting “Strange Noises”

Vril Music Video for “Earth Hwt-Live”

Area 52

Currently, the U.S. government officially denies the existence of Area 52. In fact, while they openly deny the existence of Area 51, there is no record of the U.S. having ever mentioned Area 52. The fact that they would maintain the public’s belief in Area 51 suggests an effort to provide the public with enough misinformation to maintain plausible deniability well into the future. Whether you believe in Area 51 or Area 52, the secrecy is real and so is the Hwt hiding in the shadows of the Hwt Area.