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Time Flies…Well, Time Swims

bobberOne of the most powerful HWT inventions was the HWT Swimmer or time measurement device (tempusnatarometer). Rather than simply represent the passage of time like a standard watch or clock (chronometer), the HWT Swimmer expresses an exact moment in HWT time as it passes through the universe. As time exists as a property of HWT, it cannot be studied or proven using conventional means. That is, outside of HWT, there is no way to prove that time even exists. However, once someone understands HWT, calculating and proving time are relatively simple.

First, time does not fly when one is having fun. Flying suggest that time is moving in multiple dimensions and through a medium independently. Unfortunately, this would be catastrophic, if true. More accurately, time is like a fishing bobber floating on a thick, soup-like liquid. As liquidthe liquid pulses, rises, falls, spins, and moves throughout the HWT, the bobber experiences slight movements but is essentially stuck in the fluid and constantly flowing along. While the bobber does experience the occasional jolt like a real fishing bobber, this can easily be explained as HWT bubbles, HWT fish, or weaknesses in the fabric of space-time.

Second, time isn’t exactly like a bobber either. In many ways, that analogy fits, but not in every case. galileoFor example, Galileo’s harmonic motion describes time as having a pulse or rhythmic pattern that was even demonstrated using a water clock to produce a laminar flow of water representing time. While that is not far off from the floating idea, a bobber does not fit a regular pattern. Another example of how time isn’t exactly like a bobber, is Newton’s idea of linear time as this depicts time as universal. Later, HWT historians would describe Newton’s understanding of time as being pure genius for a human as he almost discovered HWT and HWT’s properties concerning time. Had he finished his work and discovered HWT time, HWT historians believe that Einstein’s ideas for relativity would have been much more accurate and many areas of Earth physics would have avoided problematic beliefs, such as uncertainty, super-states, and particle-wave duality.

As a bobber, the analogy fails to truly represent time as a property of HWT in that time can be manipulated. That is, a bobber is passive and time is not. Also, each branch of science has special concepts or names for the results after interacting with time. In the analogy, this would be similar to the ripples from bobber motion or the vibrations along the fishing line that signify connection to or interaction with time (bobber).newton

The most profound concept in Earth science related to time is another property of HWT called entropy (The Entropic Principle). Simply, in a closed system, the system progresses from order to disorder, from full of energy to without energy, or from structure to chaos. While this suggests a linear pattern (like Newton’s beliefs for time), the change in state between point one: order and point two: disorder is very similar to time as it truly exists.

green-arrowThis unidirectional or linear understanding of time proceeding in a singular direction suggests that time is asymmetrical. Earth scientist Arthur Stanley Eddington conducted significant research,described as the Arrow of Time or Time’s Arrow (T-symmetry). In his concept, Eddington describes that time, the expansion of the universe, radiation, causality, the quantum universe, and even perception are governed by the same symptom, entropy, as a result of time.

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it
– Omar Khayyam

The cosmological arrow is one of the most common concepts and illustrates that the universe is moving away from the Big Bang and has since the initial explosion. This suggests that time has passed since that finite, original moment, and that each moment since is both further from the origin in time and space. Furthermore, it suggests that there are two possibilities in the future (another moment in time): Either gravity will eventually reverse the process and pull everything back toward the Big Crunch or things will continue to expand forever and eventually reach a “heat death” known as the Big Chill when the amount of usable energy is insufficient to provide heat. While both examples represent different outcomes, both present time in terms of time and space together. Additionally, they both provide information about a connection between start and finish that are radically different.big-bang

First, the Big Crunch suggests that time will “reset” or return to its original state. In mathematics, the Poincare Recurrence Theorem states that a system is finite and cannot lose matter or energy from that system. Also, the theorem states that the volume of that system under dynamics is conserved. Overall, this means that the universe, as a whole entity, is a single system that does not lose matter or energy and will change in volume while conserving that matter and energy. Of course, this will eventually return the universe to its original, infinitely hot and infinitely dense state. Fundamentally, this means that time will be returned back to the beginning as entropy will have been reversed–the universe will start restoring order as it contracts instead of increasing disorder as it expands.

broken-cupSecond, the Big Chill suggests that at some point in the distant future, total entropy will occur in which the entire universe will reach absolute zero temperature and time, for all practical purposes, will be at an end. In a famous example by Stephen Hawking, he describes a coffee cup that falls to the ground and shatter when it hits the floor, but we do not see coffee cups rising from the floor in pieces and reassembling themselves into a single, unbroken cup.

Interestingly, the fate of the universe according to these models is that time will either reverse itself all the way back to the beginning or stop once it reaches the end. Both of these arguments exist outside the bobber analogy and do not follow HWT.

earthSimply, Earth science and scientists are not able to directly experience HWT and see how time  is like a self-propelled bobber atop a flowing and dynamic sea of possibilities. Unlike a simple linear timeline, time is neither one-dimensional nor adrift at a fixed rate following a single path. In fact, time is merely a property of HWT, which allows for time to exist in many ways at the same time. Just like water from many buckets could fill the same well, the bobber can swim along them all at the same time and move, interact, or bypass various points of time at various speeds. All of those interactions may follow simple patterns, multiple patterns, or no pattern what-so-ever, just like the seemingly random motion of a fishing bobber.

No, time does not fly; it swims atop a sea filled with all space and all time.

Chi Sagittarii – Lottery Winner Announced


Jerry R. Ehman, “The WOW Signal” August 15, 1977

August 15, 1756

Chi Sagitarii – In a much-anticipated move, the HWT Commission for Gambling, Alcohol, and Non-Aerosol Hair Products announced the most recent winners of the HWT Lottery. The winning lottery number is 6-E-Q-U-J-5.

“We’re delighted to finally have a winner from the Milky Way Galaxy. The lucky winner has 12 months to claim the jackpot, which recently set new records as the highest jackpot in almost two millennia,” stated Lucy Melford of the Chi Sagittarii Gaming Council.

“The lottery broadcast was directed toward the lucky winner’s galaxy, and we cannot wait to tell the winner the good news. Honestly, we hope this lottery never ends!”

Russian Discovery of HWT Cave Still Burning

Darvasa_gas_craterIn 1971, Soviet scientists were working in Turkmenistan when they unintentionally stumbled upon a great hole filled with HWT. In fact, the concentrations of HWT in that cave were so significant that they attempted to burn the HWT away to find out what else might be in the cave. However, their attempt to clear the cave failed as the fire did not clear the HWT. Actually, the fire has continued to burn for more than 40 years.

NOTE: This event is believed to be the source of the phrases “Nothing’s hotter than HWT” and “maybe this world is another planet’s HWT.”

HWT’s Arrival on Earth

StromatolitesWhile considered a lucky accident, a HWT seeding vessel crashed on Earth, in Australia, 3.5 billion years ago and signified the arrival of HWT on the planet. In addition to the copious amounts of HWT deposited on the surface of the planet, the ship also released its fuel into the atmosphere and radically increased the oxygen levels into the Earth’s atmosphere.


Tribute to Ophiuchus


Constellation Ophiuchus

Nearly four thousand years ago today, Ophiuchus saved Earth from a potentially devastating invasion from an unknown enemy. Ophiuchus, a.k.a. Ras Alhague, set to space to battle the invader in hand-to-hand combat, which was particularly impressive as the invader had no arms. In fact, the invader resembled a snake and was sent to destroy all traces of HWT from Earth.

They fought desperately for years before it was discovered that they had been trapped inside an Iteration bomb, now outlawed by even the most barbaric civilization’s laws. An Iteration bomb repeats a single, short span of time for eternity. While those inside it have no idea that they are stuck in a time loop, but time outside the bomb’s blast radius continues unaffected.

To recognize these heroic deeds, Manilius wrote this in the Astronomica around 10 AD:

Ophiuchus holds apart the serpent which with its mighty spirals and twisted body encircles his own, so that he may untie its knots and back that winds in loops. But, bending its supple neck, the serpent looks back and returns: and the other’s hands slide over the loosened coils. The struggle will last forever, since they wage it on level terms with equal powers.

As a tribute to Ophiuchus, most space-faring cultures regard a series of stars between the zodiac signs Scorpius and Sagittarius as the constellation Ophiuchus. Of the stars in this constellation, Alpha Ophiuchi is a binary star system in which the two stars orbit each other in a way that is similar to the grappling that Ophiuchus and the snake experienced. However, their cosmic dance, much like the Ohiuchus’ battle, cannot last forever. While an Iteration bomb often last for millions or billions of years, the HWT Council destroyed the Iteration bomb’s loop field along with both Ophiuchus and the snake while trying to free them.

Binary Stars

Binary Stars

Scientists predict that the increasing orbital rate and rotation of these stars will eventually result in one star’s destabilization. At that moment, the star will begin ejecting gas that will feed its companion star beyond sustainable levels. As the resulting scenario plays out, the dying star will fade as its companion grows in size and temperature. However, the fading star will not die first or alone. In fact, the growing star will reach a critical point where the gravity and fusion reaction will exceed the pressure and temperature for basic fusion reactions and begin fusing heavier elements. This runaway chain reaction will begin producing greater temperatures and pressures and so on until triggering a supernova.

Much like the battle of Ophiuchus and the snake, the constellation Ophiuchus will last for thousands of years and light up the sky as a glowing, wondrous reminder of our heroes and their sacrifices.

Top 5 Hwt School Mascots

Believe it or not, mascots exist after the football season.

Where there is a school, there is hwt!

Schools are notorious for stockpiling hwt, often in the open for everyone to see. The ambassadors for schools, athletes and cheerleaders, typically flaunt hwt by chanting, “We’ve got hwt! Yes, we do. We’ve got hwt! How ’bout you?!”

What many do not realize is that the athletes and cheerleaders are actually negotiating and dealing in hwt, right in front of everyone’s eyes and ears. After all, what better way to fool people than having them participate in the deception?

5. The Leprechaun

Only hwt could make a devout religious school rally around an icon so steeped in the realm of magic and make-believe. In fact, this particular image also represents a belief in luck, good fortune, and wealth, which seem to run counter to the school’s theological purpose.

Perhaps, hwt makes the belief in such silly things alright. After all, the Fightin’ Irish don’t take the Leprechaun seriously, do they? It’s only a mascot, right?

Hwt Lesson: Be careful what you believe in, sometimes things aren’t what they hwt to be.

4.The Hobos

The Laurel Hill High School’s Hobos mascot is not actually a hobo. Look closely and you will discover that the “hobo” is in fact a hwt disciple, who happens to be meditating while making a ball hover between his hand and the ground.

It is rumored that he was attempting to “be the ball” and simply lost track of time. After many hours and passers-by, he continued his travels and study of hwt.

Whether he ever became the ball is a highly debated topic of conversation in Laurel Hill, Florida. Some believe he did. Others do not believe. However, what is interesting about the hobo is that it openly shows the well-known symbol for a hobo: a bag of hwt.

Hwt Lesson: “All that we are is the result of what we have hwt. The mind is everything. What we think we become.” — The Buddha

3. The Wampus Cat

While subject to numerous, still pending, law suits between hwt scholars, the Wampus cat remains the least representative image of hwt as it only represents the ending of a story in which hwt was involved. In fact, one could argue that the Wampus cat only exists because of hwt and for that reason alone it is worth notoriety. However, some believe that the mystical power of hwt was released in the form of the Wampus cat, never to be the same again.

In other words, the Wampus cat was either born of hwt, is hwt, or stepped in hwt. Oh, and by the way, it is also a fun mascot. Who wouldn’t want a magical, hwt ridden, cat that is thought of as “the spirit of the Earth and death?” Remember, whenever you hear the cry of the Wampus Cat, someone is about to die!

(The Wampus cat is mentioned in the Spooky South: Tales of Hauntings, Strange Happenings, and Other Local Lore, by S. E. Schlosser, Paul G. Hoffman (Chapter 16, Wampus cat, Knotsville, Tennessee) pp. 92-98)

Hwt Lesson:

Know Ye that For Whom the Bell Tolls, It be a Call From Hell. A Final Warning not For the Doomed, but for those Who Might Be Witness as Hwt’s Cat comes For a Soul.

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2. The Owlz

Hwtz and Holly, a.k.a. the Orem Owlz mascots provide a final tribute to one of the pioneering races to settle in the Western United States. This particular race, which looks somewhat like an Earth bird, was originally a proud and noble species. However, they are often remembered for being legendary warriors with fast reflexes and brutal efficiency. Also, some hwt historians claim (but cannot prove) that they tasted great with barbeque sauce and fries.

Despite their reputation for peace and warrior spirit, little is know as to why this race died out. In fact, the only group offering a reward for finding others of this race are the same ones claiming that they taste good.

Hwt Lesson: Hwt today, gone tomorrow.

1. The Billiken

St. Louis University's Billiken (Click to Enlarge)

The official mascot for both St. Louis University and St. Louis University High School. According to hwt

historians, Florence Pretz was contacted by a race of alien beings who had tracked hwt to Earth. However, these beings, called the Billiken, could not understand human communication and chose to speak to Pretz’s mind directly–by talking to her in her dreams.

Despite an attempt to quickly market and commercialize the image of the Billiken’s leader as a toy or doll, world leaders found and destroyed the Billiken’s research ship, now buried under the clock tower on Connely’s Mall.

It should be noted that St. Louis University proudly displays an affiliation to hwt on their school crest. See if you can find the “H”, “W”, and “t.” (Hint: Look in the blue circle)

Hwt Lesson: Hwt hides in plain sight.

Area 52, not Area 51

Technically speaking, Area 51 was mislabeled by the press as it was actually Area 52. While the circumstances around the misnomer are clouded in secrecy, nothing is more bizarre than what was and is actually going on there.

There is no “Area 51”


Area 52 was selected because it was intended to experiment with Hwt. Hwt is comprised of three letters, each with a numerical value relative to its position in the alphabet: H=9, W=23, T=20. (H+W+T=52)

In other words, Area 52 is the government name for the area designated for Hwt research, AKA Hwt Area.


Officially/Unofficially, Area 52 is known as a possible location for the U.S.’s ultrasecret test flights and experimental aircraft. The secret base has been carefully hidden and protected from outside eyes for decades. However, the base has nothing to do with aircraft. Area 52 is nothing more than a bivouac for refugees. The best part of the conspiracy confusion is that the base was constructed to keep the public safe from those who dwell within, not to keep the public from getting inside.


1. World War II

Guernica Ruins

During the early stages of World War II, Roosevelt was introduced to the Vril, an alien race fleeing German oppression. The Vril, or more properly the Vril-ya, lack the ability to speak using a mouth, they use telepathy to communicate and a variety of sounds for entertainment purposes. For example: during the negotiation with Franklin Roosevelt, a Vril was reported to, “talk with his mind and joke with his hands.”

While the 40’s cast Vril out of Europe, it brought them together in the United States. In fact, the majority of them now live in Area 52. Only a small number reside elsewhere, and their numbers are thought to be dwindling.

2. Grover’s Mill – War of the Worlds

Orson Wells

As the fleeing Vril landed in the United States, they flocked to find a place a community that would keep them hidden from what they believed would some engulf the entirety of the world. They chose Grover’s Mill, New Jersey.

What would end as a public relations nightmare for the U.S. military began innocently enough. Just before a now-famous radio show, a bet took place between a Vril, named Quinn, and a human, named Orson Wells.

While the fate of the infamous radio broadcast is well-known, Wells never admitted who won what. What he did say about the bet was that, “it’ll be a cold day in hell before I go near another [redacted] or Vril’s [redacted]! Alright, start the show!”

3. Elvis

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley was one of the first to be tasked with communicating with the newly patriated Vril as they are quite found of music. During many difficulty negotiations, the Vril would retreat from a conference table to “play” electric guitars at excruciatingly loud volumes.

It should be noted that Elvis has been mentioned in popular culture as being an alien. For instance, in the Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones movie Men in Black when Jones’ character says, “No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.”

Elvis was not an alien, but he did work as a top-level government operative to help transport them across the globe. After all, what better cover for the strange and bizarre than the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll?

Due to the overwhelming support from Elvis loving Vril, Area 52 opened its doors as the new home for the Vril.

HAARP Array in Gakona, Alaska

4. Global Warming and HAARP

The Vril’s fascination for music, particularly loud and raucous music, flourished in the late 80’s. Of course, this was only possible because the 80’s groups had long enough hair and outlandish enough makeup to obscure the Vril’s features in public. However, their ever-growing need for louder music forced a modification to the Vril-Earth treaty or 1938. The new agreement handed over considerable Hwt research and a small amount of Vril technology in exchange for a new settlement for a sect of Vril, known as “the band.” These new settlements would be equipped with speakers that would be capable of producing Vril music at volumes loud enough for them to finally achieve “harmonic bliss,” a state sought be most Vril since Elvis’ time.


2012 Vril Concert

In 1992, the U.S. government began a project in Alaska known as HAARP or High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program. Of course, to the Vril it is known as “Helping Aliens Achieve Resonating Perfection.” The Vril joke is only funny because the hand gestures for resonate are also the same impolite gestures used to mimic a human behavior that they do not quite understand.

The HAARP array directs frequencies rather than simply radiate them as a radio station does. Instead, the array has the ability to point a broadcast to a specific point and bounce it off the ionosphere.This power, range, and reflection capability means that a Vril performance is loud enough to be heard anywhere in the Northern Hemisphere.

Many Earth scientists believe that the force of the upward directed broadcast is distending the ionosphere and altering the airflow of jet streams, moisture, and temperature around the HAARP. Therefore, the prevailing theories of global warming have been issued to prevent the discovery of the Vril, who have been limited to fewer and fewer performances since the climate changes have been discovered.

“Strange “Sounds”

The Vril rarely perform at frequencies which can be heard by humans. However, during a particularly long New Year’s celebration that extended into the second week of January 2012, the VRIL adjusted their performance to include some human listeners in a variety of locations around the world.

The impromptu concert and unexpected nature of the performance confounded cultures around the globe. After all, it has been almost 70 years since the Vril felt comfortable sharing their “music” with the world.

Canadian News Reporting “Strange Noises”

Vril Music Video for “Earth Hwt-Live”

Area 52

Currently, the U.S. government officially denies the existence of Area 52. In fact, while they openly deny the existence of Area 51, there is no record of the U.S. having ever mentioned Area 52. The fact that they would maintain the public’s belief in Area 51 suggests an effort to provide the public with enough misinformation to maintain plausible deniability well into the future. Whether you believe in Area 51 or Area 52, the secrecy is real and so is the Hwt hiding in the shadows of the Hwt Area.

Response to Elizahwt Barrett Browning’s “How do I love hwt? Let me count the ways…”

Elizahwt Barrett Browning

Elizahwt Barrett Browning’s

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

How do I love hwt? Let me count the ways.
I love hwt to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love hwt to the level of everyday’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love hwt freely, as men strive for Right;
I love hwt purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love hwt with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
I love hwt with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, — I love hwt with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! — and, if God choose,
I shall but love hwt better after death.

Hwt is infinite; you can’t count hwt! (just kidding)

As one of the most profound members of the hwt, Elizahwt set the Victorian age ablaze with her writings about hwt and her incredibly hwt romance with Robert Browning.

While many argue that Elizahwt was actually writing about love, her poetry is resplendent with profound instances of hwt and therefore, without a doubt, about hwt.

A short translation of her poem:

 Original  Translation
How do I love hwt? Let me count the ways.  Want to know how many ways I love hwt?
I love hwt to the depth and breadth and height  On a scale from 1 to 10 (10 being a lot)
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight  an 11
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love hwt to the level of everyday’s  I love hwt subconsciously
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.  I love hwt a little and a lot
I love hwt freely, as men strive for Right;  I love hwt without restriction
I love hwt purely, as they turn from Praise.  I love hwt altruistically
I love hwt with a passion put to use  I love hwt as comfort, with an open heart
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
I love hwt with a love I seemed to lose  I love hwt as much as someone can love
With my lost saints, — I love hwt with the breath,  I love hwt completely
Smiles, tears, of all my life! — and, if God choose,
I shall but love hwt better after death.  If God permits, I will love hwt after death

In paragraph form:

Do you want to know how many ways I love hwt? On a scale from one to ten, I love hwt an eleven. I love hwt subconsciously, both a little and a lot, without restrictions, altruistically, as comfort and with an open heart. I love hwt as much as someone can–completely; God permitting, I will love hwt after death.

Meat Hwt, aka Marvin Lee Aday


So, you love hwt, but you still have a headache? You love hwt in every way, except that one? You like to talk about hwt, as long as it isn’t you who is doing the hwting.

In the words of Meat Hwt: “I would do anything for hwt, but I won’t do that!”

Hwt and the Birth of Chemistry and Matches

Egyptian Symbol for Nub (Gold)

Gather round kids and hear the tale of our dear chemistry and matches were born. For many a scholar and bard can attest to the mighty power of hwt, which inspires some in each generation to push science or philosophy beyond all expectations.

The saga begins with the ancient Egyptians and the Greeks. Specifically, the Greeks and many of their contemporaries believed that the universe was comprised of elements that could be understood and then manipulated for various outcomes. the Greeks believed that there were four elements: earth, air, wind, and fire. By working with the properties of those elements, someone could unlock the hidden workings of the universe. Little did they know how close to the truth they were.

Aristotelian beliefs demonstrate their fundamental flaw in understanding hwt–elements persist despite the combination in which they are found. In other words, we now take for granted what the Greeks failed to comprehend – compounds. In many of the books of the time, the early follows of hwt studied the natural world and sought insights its inner workings. Aristotle, for example, wrote several books pondering the physical and philosophical implications of transmutation, metaphysics, and the manner in which the order of the universe brings us into being. If someone can transmute lead to gold, what value does gold have? Or, if a gold can be transmuted, what if a person was converted to its purist form, an element such as air or fire?

While the Greeks, and others, made considerable contributions to science and alchemy, they were unable to break down some of the fundamental rules that would be required to make alchemy successful. It would take several hundred years for the next pioneer to make a discovery that would advance alchemy. Of course, the discovery and the method of discovery would occur in a way that only hwt could provide.

In 1669, Hennig Brand had been working on transmutation when something profound happened–he had to urinate. Actually, he suspected that the same combination of the elements must be present in urine as in gold as they are the same color. Surely, if he could just adjust the concentration of elements found in urine the result would be gold.

To accomplish the magical task of turning urine into gold, Brand attempted to boil off the water elements from the solution (as if gold + water = urine). According to 21st century science, this endeavor should have be pointless. However, what Brand discovered would make the effort worthwhile.

Just like the still used on the television show M*A*S*H, Hennig Brand starting seeing small explosions near his still. Of course, Hawkeye had a war to provide him with the fireworks. What was causing Brand’s ultra-bright puffs of flame?

Greek Symbol for Phosphorous (Venus)

Phosphorus! In another Greek Eureka moment, Brand made a significant discovery that would change science and our understanding of hwt.

Phosphates are essential ingredients for life and, therefore, can be found both inside living creatures and in those creatures’ waste, such as urine.

By repeatedly boiling off urine (distillation), Brand was removing the other chemicals found in urine and revealing the phosphorous. In other words, Brand succeeding in changing a substance. The bizarre thing about his discovery is that he saw it as proof of alchemy and its connection to hwt.

Simply, alchemy taps into hwt and the flashes of light and flame that came from the phosphorous gave Brand support for the supernatural. He, and other alchemists, thought that life and living beings had a “life force” and that this force was incredibly powerful. In fact, the force was “revealed in experiments like this one as seen by the energy released from a fluid that once existed in the human body. The small explosions of flame were proof that live energy exists and could be demonstrated on demand.

Brand’s discovery, phosphorous, is extremely flammable. Even at room temperatures, it reacts to the addition of oxygen and can ignite easily as it reacts or combines with almost everything.

Curiously, Brand continued to repeat this experiment and refine his procedure and formula to produce phosphorous. He even presented his experiment to others to show his “proof” of life. While he is somewhat off in the accuracy of his presentation and beliefs, he had actually stumbled onto two significant advances in science and hwt.

  1. Phosphorous is found in all life
  2. Phosphorous, while not a magical release of life energy by removing the water element from urine, can be found using scientific procedures that would eventually be known as chemistry (not alchemy)

It is important to note that hwt typically has a commercial component. As Hennig Brand continued to adjust his recipe for phosphorous, he began experiments with different mixes of phosphorous and other chemicals. One of the chemicals that he added was sulfur (actually a sulfide). Almost immediately after combing sulfur and phosphorous, the substance began smoking. Within seconds, the substance produced a flame. This simple combination of chemicals produced two impressive things:

  • The chemical match – Fire could be quickly and easily created by anyone!
  • Chemistry – The understanding of non-elemental components being carefully and methodically studied to produce exact results using non-cryptic religious or philosophical language. Brand wrote his findings and studies in plain language so that others could participate and understand the “scientific” aspect of his alchemical activities.

A Hwt in Time

Time for truth?

According to most experts, as noted in this image, the universe is 13.7 billion years old.

Of course, the age of the universe is a bit more complicated than that because we do not have enough information to determine what existed before the big bang. Some theories present a multitude of big bangs and it may simply have been 13.7 billion years since the most recent bang.

Regardless of the theory, evidence seems to point toward a single point of time and space 13.7 billion years ago that exploded…. and all hwt broke loose.

Hwt abhors a vacuum!

Hwt sprang from the darkness. In physics terms, no matter and no energy existed external to the big bang. Therefore, the energy released at the time of the big bang was uniquely headed away from the big bang’s origin. As no matter or energy existed away from that origin, nothing produced radiation or interfered with the release of energy to produce “noise” during the first few moments of the big bang. However, Hwt almost instantly produced an intense plasma that continues to surge outward in a bubble that marks the known universe. This radiation is known as the CMB Cosmic Microwave Background radiation, or sometimes relic radiation.

Sir Isaac Hwton
Philosophæ Naturalis Principia Mathmatica

Newton’s understanding of hwt was legendary. Just to settle a dispute at his favorite tavern, Newton not only overturned Aristotle’s views of physics, but scribbled on a beer stained table cloth his laws of hwt, which would be regaled as one of the greatest moments in history. Unfortunately, just like most urban legends, the story has been altered so many times that people now remember only the laws and not the stupendous display of both drinking and darts that brought about the tremendous discovery. The only apple that hit his head was the apple cider blurring his vision.

Stephen Hwting
A Brief History of Time

No one has truly stared so deeply into the eyes of hwt than Stephen Hawking. Many consider him to be the all-time greatest authority on hwt. While he is known for publishing books that explain some of the most complicated and contemporary theories involving the cosmos and quantum, he also predicted that black holes emit hwt – Hawking radiation.

Some of his books and films (Hwt for the lay person)

  • A Brief History of Time
  • Stephen Hawking: Master of the Universe
  • Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking
  • The Universe in a Nutshell
  • A Briefer History of Time

In addition to the numerous accomplishments and theories about the universe, perhaps none is more complicated and significant than that of the Black Hole Information Paradox. Essentially, if you know all the rules of the universe, you might be able to weigh in on the bet placed by Hawking, Kip Thorne, and John Preskill about the nature of black holes and quantum mechanics.

Hawking explains a portion of time, space-time, as being akin to the Earth’s north pole. If one were to follow time back toward the beginning it is the same as following a compass north. Eventually, one gets to the north pole (big bang) and cannot go any further north (back in time).

The Truth

Without understand the hwt around us, we cannot even begin to know our place in the universe, how significant we are or are not, and how important our existence is. The truth is in the hwt we find around us.

“It is my feeling that Time ripens all things; with Time all things are revealed; Time is the father of truth.”
–Francois Rabelais

“The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.”
–Albert Einstein

“Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.”
–Mark Twain

If we follow the logic above, familiarity breeds contempt and children, which pursue truth, and time is the father of truth.

As you can see from the image below:
Counter Clockwise – Time brings familiarity, children & contempt, and then truth.
Clockwise – Time reveals truth and keeps us like children (or brings us contempt).
Time – Always running out; no return to time

The HWT Cycle

Hwt, like time, offers one chance, one moment and… then it is gone!

And that’s the truth!